Weekend Coupon: Robo Burgers

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Real beef

This week, Science created a fake beef patty so now we can all have burger clones made from cow cells and test tubes all for the low low price of $330,000. Thanks, Science! Don’t get us wrong, you’re cool and all (thank you for The Clapper, motorized self-twirling spaghetti forks, and Velcro), but you’ll have to excuse us if we aren’t crazy about robo-burgers.

Here at Eat24, we prefer ‘em natural. That’s why we make real beef happen for real people, because real apps do real things.

Enter this code at checkout for a free side of savings with your beef (or tofu, we like real tofu too)* this weekend.

Coupon code:

beef24

Coupons expire, but our love for you will never end. Need another? Just ask us (politely) on our Facebook or Twitter pages.

Place an Order Now!

You’re the carne to our asada.

Keepin’ it real since 2008,

Eat24

*(Puts on sunglasses and fedora) Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how many coupon codes I protect in a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn’t believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop being Fine Print? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. You must be an Eat24 member to use this $2 coupon (relax, signing up is easier than finding enough mercuric oxide to restart your dead RV battery). Coupons can only be used at restaurants that accept coupon codes (there are over 25,000 of them nationwide, but not in Skinny Pete’s part of town). Also don’t try to get just a single Pollos drumstick; you must complete an order of $10 or more and pay with Credit Card or PayPal to use our 99.1% pure coupon. Finally, the code can only be used once and will expire on the 11th of August at midnight PST. There. You all know exactly who I am. I am the cook. I am the danger. Now say my name.

 

 

 

 

10 Foods That Are Delicious No Matter How You Say It

Imagine this. You’re out to dinner with some friends. You see some awesome new dish with some weird new ingredient you’ve read about on your food blog (you’re pretty cultured after all). You’re dying to try it, but you have no idea how to even pronounce it. You call over the waiter and give it a shot. It’s a massacre of the English language. Plates drop, silverware clinks and the entire restaurant points and laughs at you until you run home and cry into your giant pillow.

It’s OK. This is why you order food online. No phones, no talking, no pronunciation. Order that weird dish with too many vowels and have confidence as you click that order now button.

If you’re ever in a social situation where you need to be all fancy pants and want to come off more Don Juan than “ermahgerd”, we’ve prepared a list of 10 commonly mispronounced items found on Eat24.

10. Bruschetta

Pronounced: broo-sket-ah

The Italian appetizer that is not a brush.

9. Gnocchi:

Pronounced: nyawk-kee

Saying “That Potato Pasta” just isn’t fancy enough.

8. Espresso

Pronounced: e-spres-oh

Yes it does give you energy but don’t you dare say expresso.

7. Chipotle

Pronounced: chi-poht-ley

Smokey smoked jalapeños that is as fun to pronounce as it is to eat.

6. Beignet:

Pronounced: ben-yay

As Django would say, “The “G” is silent”.

5. Sriracha

Pronounced: shree-ra-cha (According to the official Sriracha website)

Use tact when addressing the boss of sauces.

4. Quinoa:

Pronounced: keen-wah

The new king of the grains demands proper pronunciation.

3. Gyro:

Pronounced : yee-row or zheer-oh

You’re our hero if you pronounce this correctly.

2. Quesadilla:

Pronounced: key-suh-dee-uh

Yes Napoleon Dynamite is hilarious, but its lessons on pronunciation are awful.

1. Pho:

Pronounced: fəʊ or fuh

Regardless of how you pronounce it, this soup contains the cure for just about everything.

B-B-B-Bonus!

Worcestershire Sauce

Pronounced: ?????

Seriously, does anyone know how to pronounce this?

Remember we love you no matter how you pronounce your favorite foods (and condiments). If you ever want a coupon, just let us know on the Eat24 Facebook and Twitter page.

10 Cakes That Totally Don’t Look Like Cakes

Think of the last birthday party you went to. Balloons. Maybe a bounce house. Screaming kids. And when it came time to blow out the candles there was probably a cake. Chocolate icing. Vanilla cake. Maybe some sprinkles and a Spider-Man.

Cakes are too delicious to be so boring. So we found some that will make your next party a lot more delicious.

Take a look at 10 cakes that look exactly like food you can order on Eat24. 

 

10. Bag O’ Bagels Cake

Bagel Cake

 

9. Sushi Cake

Sushi Cake 2

 

8. Chicago Style Hot Dog Cake

Hot dog cake with pickle tomato and mustard

7. Chinese Take-Out Cake

Chinese Food Cake

6. Taco Cake (With Oreo Cookie Crumb Meat)

Cake Taco

5. Supreme Pizza Cake

Pizza Cake

4. Cheeseburger Cake

Burger Cake

3. Fortune Cookie Cake

Fortune Cookie Cake

2. Leafy Salad Cake

Salad Cake

1. Beer Cake

Beer Cake