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Do you accept bribes? Good. Keep reading. So Stephen Colbert is taking over for David Letterman. The bad news is we didn’t get the host job. The good news is he’s gonna need a sidekick… and we’re perfect for it! Think about it: we can tell jokes (What do you call a redheaded guy who works at a bakery? A ginger bread man), we have experience making Top Ten Lists (mostly about burrito fillings but whatever), and we’re willing to ask celebrities tough questions (Hey, Beyonce… Are you going to finish that muffin?)
See? Nailed it. So if you want to make “The Late Show with Colbert and Eat24” happen, spread the word! We love you, and we’re not above bribing you. Enter this code at checkout to save a little guacamole* on your order this weekend.
Want another coupon? We got your back. Just tweet this and we’ll love you back with a bonus code: “Congrats @StephenAtHome! I vote @Eat24 to be the chicas to your Esteban #Eat24ForCohost”
You’re the fried egg on our burger.
*Hey BTW: Taxes. They’re due in a few short days and our only hope at this point is a snow day or a presidential pardon or a miracle involving someone somewhere deleting a form that causes an error and gives us an extension. All we’re saying is, between the adding and subtracting and trying to figure out whether we can claim our stomach as a dependent, we’re doing a lot of stress eating. Mostly wings, if you’re wondering…which means our house is covered in 1099s and W-2s that we spilled barbeque sauce on (we can write that off as a capital gains loss, right?). Anyway, Fine Print: You have to be an Eat24 member to use this $2 code (but signing up is easier than referencing table 12c on page 79). Also, you can’t just deduct a churro and get a full refund. You must complete an order of $10 or more and pay with Credit Card, PayPal, or Google Wallet to use our coupon. Finally, the code can only be used once and will expire on Sunday the 13th of April at 11:59 PM PST. Well, that’s it for this week. Now if you’ll kindly excuse us we’ve got 99 problems and all of them are related to tax liability.