Weekend Coupon: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert & Eat24

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Do you accept bribes? Good. Keep reading. So Stephen Colbert is taking over for David Letterman. The bad news is we didn’t get the host job. The good news is he’s gonna need a sidekick… and we’re perfect for it! Think about it: we can tell jokes (What do you call a redheaded guy who works at a bakery? A ginger bread man), we have experience making Top Ten Lists (mostly about burrito fillings but whatever), and we’re willing to ask celebrities tough questions (Hey, Beyonce… Are you going to finish that muffin?)

See? Nailed it. So if you want to make “The Late Show with Colbert and Eat24” happen, spread the word! We love you, and we’re not above bribing you. Enter this code at checkout to save a little guacamole* on your order this weekend.

Coupon Code:

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Hungry? Get Delivery

 

Want another coupon? We got your back. Just tweet this and we’ll love you back with a bonus code: “Congrats @StephenAtHome! I vote @Eat24 to be the chicas to your Esteban #Eat24ForCohost

You’re the fried egg on our burger.

Bon appetit,

Eat24

*Hey BTW: Taxes. They’re due in a few short days and our only hope at this point is a snow day or a presidential pardon or a miracle involving someone somewhere deleting a form that causes an error and gives us an extension. All we’re saying is, between the adding and subtracting and trying to figure out whether we can claim our stomach as a dependent, we’re doing a lot of stress eating. Mostly wings, if you’re wondering…which means our house is covered in 1099s and W-2s that we spilled barbeque sauce on (we can write that off as a capital gains loss, right?). Anyway, Fine Print: You have to be an Eat24 member to use this $2 code (but signing up is easier than referencing table 12c on page 79). Also, you can’t just deduct a churro and get a full refund. You must complete an order of $10 or more and pay with Credit Card, PayPal, or Google Wallet to use our coupon. Finally, the code can only be used once and will expire on Sunday the 13th of April at 11:59 PM PST. Well, that’s it for this week. Now if you’ll kindly excuse us we’ve got 99 problems and all of them are related to tax liability.

Weekend Coupon: Amazon Wishlist

You guys are so sweet

 

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You guys! We’re so flattered. Lately we’ve been getting lots of emails from customers saying stuff like, “Hey Eat24. You’re always giving out coupons, making delicious food happen, and randomly tweeting at me to say my hair looks good today. How can I thank you?” And then we respond, “No thanks needed. Feeding you is the best present (plus, it’s hard for apps to open gifts cuz they don’t have arms).”

But you keep asking and asking, demanding to send us presents. You’re so sweet! OK, if you insist, we made an Amazon Wish List.

Speaking of giving, here’s a coupon for a little extra frosting* on your cupcake this weekend.

Coupon Code:

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Hungry? Get Delivery

 

Need another coupon? Tweet this and we’ll love you back with a bonus code: “If I could put @Eat24 on my @Amazon Wish List, I would. #hungry”

You’re the Oreo in our cheesecake.

Bon appetit,

Eat24

*Seriously, your hair really does look amazing today, and we’re not just saying that. Maybe you don’t know this, but you’re pretty much our favorite customer. Every time you order, we’re all like YAAASSSS. Then we do shots of chocolate milk while dancing to “Happy” and at the end of the song everyone does a slow-mo high five (and it’s always a good high five, never the awkward kind when one person tries to fist bump). Sorry, is it weird to have an app crushing on you like this? Does it really surprise you though? Are we asking too many questions? Ok, on to the Fine (Extra Fine for you, baby) Print. You have to be an Eat24 member to use this $2 code (but signing up is easier than pulling off that magenta Snuggie you were eyeing). Also, you can’t just bat your eyelashes and order some sweet potato fries. You must complete an order of $10 or more and pay with Credit Card, PayPal, or Google Wallet to use our coupon. Finally, the code can only be used once and will expire on Sunday the 6th of April at 11:59 PST. Alright, we’ll let you go. But if you’re feeling the same chemistry we’re feeling, meet us on the couch sometime this weekend. We know it’s more romantic to meet at a bridge but we don’t want the wind to mess up your hair.

 

 

Customers React to Eat24’s Bear Dick Apology

So, did we ever tell you about that one time we accidentally showed a bear penis on TV, felt bad about it, and then sent an apology because even though we totally didn’t do it on purpose, we knew bear penis wasn’t exactly appetizing. Good times, right?

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Little did we realize that would only be the beginning. Between tweets, emails, and YouTube comments we got hundreds and hundreds of responses about the extra special guest in our commercial. Who knew Eat24 customers had so much to say about bear genitals?

For starters, there were a lot of people who were outraged:

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Other people, however, saw the D and felt nothing but love. We’re pretty sure it’s the only time in the history of marketing that an animal’s junk resulted in brand loyalty. But hey, whatever works.

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Eat24 Bear Dick reaction

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Turns out that us talking about bear penis proved an excellent opportunity for people to let their love of bears be known. By the way, we’d like to go on the record in support of these people cuz bears are friggin’ awesome.

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Finally, there were quite a few people who saw the bear’s nether regions and felt inspired, not unlike the way a beautiful sunset would inspire a poet.

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All in all, our Nip Slip situation ended pretty well given the circumstances. Seriously, can we just say a huge thanks to all of you for showing so much love to an app who accidentally showed you a bear’s dick? You guys are the best for realsies.

Weekend Coupon: T’was the Coupon Before X-Mas

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Merry Mother-In-Law

This week we’d love to tell you the perfect recipe for gingerbread waffles (add 1 cup eggnog to 1 cup brandy, stir, order waffles online) or explain to you that the only thing we want for Christmas is world peace… and an industrial-sized margarita machine, but we have too much to do. Our Mother-In-Law is coming to town. So while we spend the next 72 hours squeegeeing the shower doors and vacuuming the dog, use this code for a free Christmas cookie* to pair with your excessively spiked nog this weekend.

Coupon code:

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Coupons expire but our love for you will never end. Need another? Just ask us (nicely) on Facebook or Twitter.

Place an Order Now!

Want another coupon? Tweet this and we’ll hook you up: “Hey @AnnaKendrick47, @Eat24 is waiting for you under the mistletoe #WomanCrushWednesdayAndAllTheDays” Don’t tweet? No prob. Post it on our Facebook wall.

You’re the snicker in our doodle,

Eat24


Even though having family in town can be stressful, this week has actually been pretty awesome. That’s because after years of trying, we finally reached Climax. We are, of course, referring to Climax, North Carolina. In case you missed it, we recently sent a team of our food ninjas to Climax. Turns out, they were able to make friends with the locals, and well, one thing led to another and now we’re doing business there. Moral of the story is: if you ever go to Climax and get hungry, we can totally bring you a pizza. And, of course, if you’re lucky enough to live there, we can come over every day if you’d like. All that being said, we still haven’t been able to make friends in Intercourse, Pennsylvania, so if anyone out there can hook it up, we’d super appreciate it. Alright, now before you open a new tab to Google other suggestive city names, let’s get to the Fine Print. You have to be an Eat24 member to use this $2 code (but signing up is easier than making a joke about Three Way, Arizona). Coupons can only be used at restaurants that accept coupon codes (chill, there are over 25,000 nationwide so you’re never far from sausage party delivery). Also, don’t think you can just order one taco and call it a day. You must complete an order of $10 or more and pay with Credit Card, PayPal, or Google Wallet to use our totally-not-imposing coupon. Finally, the code can only be used once and will expire on Sunday the 22nd of December at midnight PST. Now hurry up and order some food before your house guests start eyeing your stash of peppermint bark, ask you for a piece, and wind up eating all of it. Rude.

Weekend Coupon: Bacon Alarm Clocks

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Just Five More Minutes…

Wait… What time is it? Are you kidding?! We thought this new Pandora alarm clock feature was supposed to revolutionize waking up. Now instead of early rising to the sweet sounds of our Toni Braxton station, we’re stuck with only five minutes to finish this email. Let’s see… Sriracha gravy? Online shopping? Awkward small talk about the weather? Ugh, whatever.

But seriously, we love you Pandora. So please keep running our ads. In fact, this week’s coupon code is hidden in them! Haha just kidding it’s right here.

Coupon code:

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Coupons expire but our love for you will never end! Need another code? Just ask us on Facebook or Twitter.

Place an Order Now!

Need another coupon? Anything for you. We’ll give you another code when you tweet this:

“Release Morgan Freeman from @Twitter Jail so he can narrate this @Eat24 ad http://youtu.be/QnG0Y6kB7WQ #FreeMorganFreeman.” No Twitter? Post it on our Facebook wall.

You’re the eggs and bakey in our wakey wakey.

Enjoy,

Eat24

*Our Facebook friend Matt S. told us that he’s sick of reading through all our long-winded Fine Print B.S. just to find out that this coupon code is good for $2 off and expires Sunday the 15th of December. Well, we love honesty, and we love you. If you ever have any questions, comments, concerns, (dirty jokes, epic poems), tell us. We’re always listening. And now, for all you purists out there (respect), here’s the Fine Print: You have to be an Eat24 member to enjoy this one-time use coupon only valid at restaurants that accept coupon codes. Also, you must complete an order of $10 or more and pay with Credit Card or PayPal. That’s it. Oh, and one more thing. Need last minute stocking stuffers? We’ve got a few pairs of Swaggles left that are burning a hole in our invisible pocket #NoPants. Holla at us on Facebook or Twitter to find out how to get your hands on some one-of-a kind Eat24 Swaggles.

Weekend Coupon: Email Shenanigans

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Did you miss us?

Hi, it’s Eat24. If you’re reading this email, you should probably run out and buy a lottery ticket because you’re one lucky taco lover! For the last two weeks, our email provider decided to send our VIP Email to just ten percent of you (you’d think they were the ones paying for all the coupons). This sucks for two reasons: 1. Lots of people didn’t get our weekly coupon and were forced to touch a stove, or even worse, go outside and interact with people. 2. We had two weeks of AMAZING email content (like, seriously the funniest $#*% we’ve ever written before 4:20 PM), and a lot of you missed it.

This weekend, stick it to the man (the Email Man) and roll out the red carpet to your inbox. Get delivery. Say Yes to French Toast Sandwiches, and No to changing out of your Ninja Turtle pajamas when you enter this code at checkout.

Coupon Code:

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Coupon codes expire but our love for you goes on and on. Need a coupon? Just ask us on Facebook or Twitter and we’ll hook you up.

Hungry? Order now

Want another coupon? You got it! We have a super secret shiny new feature on the site. Find it and tell us about it on Facebook or Twitter with #Party and we’ll give you a coupon to try it out. Hint: menu page, desktop only ;)

You’re the tubes to our Internet.

Enjoy,

Eat24

*Are you reading this? Can you hear us? Let’s try this out. HEEEELLLLLLOOOO BEAUTIFUL! Nothing? Hmmm. Since you’re probably not even reading this because this email is stuck in some horrible traffic jam on the Internet superhighway, we’re going to take this opportunity to state some facts that THE MAN has previously held back from you. First, dinosaurs aren’t extinct. They all live at Eat24 HQ where we feed them gyros, because dinosaurs’ favorite food is Greek (it was just invented 145 million years too late). Also, The Beatles were so popular because when played backwards, all of their songs reference their favorite treats. Octopus’s Garden, Strawberry Fields, Mean Mr. Mustard, hello!? Finally, are you sitting down? Pants were invented by zombies in an attempt to get us to go outside so they can eat us (if you think about it, pants are kind of like tortillas for legs). Now before you start burning your pants with old Beatles records, let’s get to this Fine Print: You have to be an Eat24 member to use this $2 code (but signing up is easier than clearing out your spam folder). Coupons can only be used at restaurants that accept coupon codes (but relax, there’s over 25,000 nationwide, so just go ahead and Reply All until everyone you know has a coupon to make sushi magically appear at their door (eventually Kevin Bacon, because Science). Also, don’t just order a 1MB attachment worth of food. You must complete an order of $10 or more and pay with Credit Card or PayPal to use our fully automated coupon. And finally, the code can only be used once, and will expire on Sunday, October 13th at midnight PST. Now while we look into a better way to bring you our Weekly VIP Coupon (Tacocopters? Burgercanons? Sandwichsegways?) get delivery, relax, and as always, take off those damn pants! Oh and BTW, if you really want to see those emails that you missed, we post them every week right here on our blog.

 

Eat24 Shutdown Prank: We’re SorryNotSorry

So… guess the Internet can’t take a joke.

Here’s what happened. We sent this amazing little email poking fun at the Government shutdown with a coupon to order delivery for the weekend.

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HA! Isn’t it funny, we all said. Aren’t we so clever and topical, we all said (while laughing hysterically and high-fiving ourselves). Here’s a visual approximation of the scene:

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Silly government, all shut down and stuff. Our joke is the best and everyone is going to love us forever and ever!

This was our expected reaction from Eat24 Customers:

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However…. this was the actual reaction from Eat24 Customers:

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Maybe it’s because newspapers are dying and Twitter is a sketchy place for current events, but it appears that most of you didn’t even like us joking about shutting down. So much so that you took to social media to tell us just how un-amused you were. In fact, you all went through the 5 stages of grief.

Denial: 

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Anger:

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Bargaining:

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Depression:

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 Acceptance:

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We even had people hop on our 24/7 Customer Support live chat to give us a piece of their mind: 

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Chat Transcript: October 5th 2013

Angelique (6:45PM) Are you guys really shutting down service?

Eat24: (6:45PM) Unfortunately Yes. In T-Minus 2 Days…

Eat24: (6:46PM) I’m Totally kidding, We ain’t goin’ nowhere!

Angelique: (6:46PM) I read that you were shutting down, so I was so confused.

Eat24: (6:47PM) It was just a joke.

Angelique: (6:47PM) Wow, now I really do feel like a blonde. Haha

Eat24: (6:47PM) I’m blonde too!

Angelique: (6:48PM) Thanks for clarifying. Glad you guys are still here!

Eat24: (6:48PM) You’re welcome! Have a great one :) We’ll always be here for you.

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Chat Transcript: October 6th, 2013

Cynthia: (4:40PM) TELL ME IT ISN’T SO!

Eat24: (4:40PM) We are not shutting down :)

Cynthia: (4:41PM) THANK GOD! YOU GUYS ALMOST RUINED MY WEEKEND!

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Let us officially clear the air. The rumors you have heard are false. We are still in business, and we’re not going anywhere anytime soon. So, order in and resume the happy dance.

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Eat24 and Andy Milonakis Twitter Rap Battle

We spend most of our time slaying hunger, but every now and then we like to take a moment to drop some dope rhymes. Because sometimes the Internet just calls out for a slaw of lyrical justice. So when Andy Milonakis hit us with a few lines on Twitter, the result was a resounding:

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Spoiler Alert: Andy found a way to rhyme burrito with Don Cheadle. Genius. Check it:

 

Afterwards, we were so hungry we ordered every food mentioned in the tweets and ate ourselves to sleep. (See, still kinda stuck in rhyme mode).

Want to rap battle us on Facebook or Twitter? Hit us up. We got rhymes for days.

Weekend Coupon: Delivery Heroes

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High Five Your Hero

Here at Eat24, we’re in the business of making dreams come true. And business is good. Everyone has dreams. At one point or another, we all fantasize about what it would be like to catch a touchdown pass from Joe Montana, go sweater shopping with Bill Cosby, or just be one of Oprah’s favorite things. Now we’re giving you a once in a lifetime  (well, maybe twice) chance to meet your own personal hero and high five the guy who has saved your life on more than one occasion.

That’s right! It’s Eat24’s second annual Delivery Guy Appreciation Weekend – a time when we honor and praise the brave men and women who risk everything everyday just to bring you those BBQ pulled pork nachos with extra cheese. They go OUTSIDE, so you don’t have to. They’re heroes.

So do yourself a favor this weekend. Use this coupon* to order from Eat24, and when he shows up, high five the heck out of your delivery guy. Take a pic of the glorious event and share the photo with us on Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram using hashtag #eat24high5 and we’ll send you your very own pair of Eat24 Swaggles** (proof that you’ve met a celebrity).

Coupon code:

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Coupon codes expire, but our love for you lasts as long as a marathon of Breaking Bad. If you need another coupon, just ask us on Facebook or Twitter.

Place an Order Now!

You’re the triple backflip in our overly elaborate secret handshake.

Enjoy,

Eat 24

*While we’re on the subject of dream scenarios, we thought it’d be a good time to share Eat24′s official Bucket List. Here it is in no particular order: Fly an F-14 with Maverick and Goose, play Candy Crush with Yoda, be adopted by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, do “The Time Warp” with Tim Curry, smoke with Snoop Dogg/Lion (whoops, did that one), eat a Hot Pocket with Jim Gaffigan, play drums for Dr. Teeth & The Electric Mayhem, have Aaron Paul call us a b****, and lastly (and most importantly), read this Fine Print to you: You must be an Eat24 member to use this $2 coupon code (Chill, signing up is easier than getting twerking lessons from Miley Cyrus). Coupons can only be used at restaurants that accept coupon codes (over 25,000 of them nationwide, all of which you can try in under 2 seconds if you’re traveling in a Trimaxian Drone Ship from the planet Phaelon). The value of the code will be applied when you complete an order of $10 or more and pay with a credit card or PayPal. Finally, the coupon can only be used once, and will expire the 25th of August at Midnight PST. There, you’re done. Thanks for reading this whole thing in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried (which was our secret invisible wish that you probably missed earlier).

**Swaggles are swag goggles, or swan goggles, or possibly both. They’re sunglasses – basically a leather jacket for your face.

Eat24′s 2nd Annual Delivery Driver Appreciation Weekend

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Guess what!? It’s that time of year where we salute the hardest working person in the business. No, not porn stars. We’re talking about the men and women who bring you tacos, burgers, and chow mein, no matter if it’s raining, snowing, or the apocalypse outside; the delivery driver.

Last year went so well that we decided we need to step up our game. This year, we’re going to reward you with something that’ll last.

So summon some deliciousness straight to your mouth this weekend, and when the delivery guy arrives, high five the heck out of him. Show us the pic and we’ll send you your very own pair of Eat24 Swaggles (proof that you’ve met a celebrity). Too good to be true? Nope. It’s real. For full details, make your finger do the scrolly thing.

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Here’s what you gotta do:

Step 1: Order food from Eat24. (duh)

Step 2: Take a picture of you high-fiving your delivery driver in the most awesome way possible.

Step 3: Post that pic on the Eat24 Facebook page, or share it with us on Twitter or Instagram using hashtag #Eat24high5

Step 4: Receive a pair of our exclusive, limited edition Swaggles – Guaranteed to give you 24% more swag, a firm and juicy buttocks, and protection from pesky UV rays. Probably.

Eat24’s 2nd annual Delivery Guy Appreciation Weekend starts Friday (8/23). Get your hand ready. Do finger Pilates. Sanitize. Moisturize. And prepare to high five the heck out of your delivery guy.