This week we’d love to tell you the perfect recipe for gingerbread waffles (add 1 cup eggnog to 1 cup brandy, stir, order waffles online) or explain to you that the only thing we want for Christmas is world peace… and an industrial-sized margarita machine, but we have too much to do. Our Mother-In-Law is coming to town. So while we spend the next 72 hours squeegeeing the shower doors and vacuuming the dog, use this code for a free Christmas cookie* to pair with your excessively spiked nog this weekend.
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You’re the snicker in our doodle,
Even though having family in town can be stressful, this week has actually been pretty awesome. That’s because after years of trying, we finally reached Climax. We are, of course, referring to Climax, North Carolina. In case you missed it, we recently sent a team of our food ninjas to Climax. Turns out, they were able to make friends with the locals, and well, one thing led to another and now we’re doing business there. Moral of the story is: if you ever go to Climax and get hungry, we can totally bring you a pizza. And, of course, if you’re lucky enough to live there, we can come over every day if you’d like. All that being said, we still haven’t been able to make friends in Intercourse, Pennsylvania, so if anyone out there can hook it up, we’d super appreciate it. Alright, now before you open a new tab to Google other suggestive city names, let’s get to the Fine Print. You have to be an Eat24 member to use this $2 code (but signing up is easier than making a joke about Three Way, Arizona). Coupons can only be used at restaurants that accept coupon codes (chill, there are over 25,000 nationwide so you’re never far from sausage party delivery). Also, don’t think you can just order one taco and call it a day. You must complete an order of $10 or more and pay with Credit Card, PayPal, or Google Wallet to use our totally-not-imposing coupon. Finally, the code can only be used once and will expire on Sunday the 22nd of December at midnight PST. Now hurry up and order some food before your house guests start eyeing your stash of peppermint bark, ask you for a piece, and wind up eating all of it. Rude.