Don’t read this.
What are you doing? We told you not to read this. OK, fine. You’re an adult and you do what you want. You eat pancakes for dinner and ice cream for breakfast. Respect.
But seriously, whatever you do, do not use this coupon* when you order from Eat24 this weekend.
Want another coupon? Don’t follow @Eat24 on Instagram because we definitely won’t be posting more coupons there.
You’re the one-finger poke to our “hey don’t touch this, it’s hot.”
*We don’t know why we’re even writing this Fine Print since you’ve already made it very clear that you’re a rebel and the rules don’t apply to you, but we’re legally required to tell you that the $2 coupon listed above won’t actually work unless you complete an order of $10 or more and pay with Credit Card, PayPal, or Google Wallet. Don’t try to use the coupon more than once, and definitely don’t try to use it after 11:59PM on January 19th because it will definitely be expired. More things you can’t do: You can’t use the code at any random massage parlor, indoor skydiving arena, or Batmobile dealership (sorry), but you CAN use it at over 25,000 Eat24 partner restaurants nationwide (and really, why would you want to eat anywhere else?). This one seems obvious, but only registered Eat24 users can use this coupon. OK, now you can get back to not doing things, like ordering that House Special Appetizer Combo “for 2″ and NOT sharing it. At all. Like, not even one Crab Rangoon.