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Yur Weknd Coupon Iz Heer!

August 08, 2014

  OK who ordered the “Crap Cake Sandwiches”? Very funny, guys. Oh wait, it was us. Apparently we’re really terrible at spelling and our menus are full of typos, like Hand & Cheese Omelettes. EAT24 needs your help. We want to clean up our act, and we can’t do it […]

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BRB Vacation, But First a Coupon

August 01, 2014

  Auto Reply: Out of the Cheeseburger Office. Thanks for your email. We’re currently away from our desk on the annual trip to Ice Cream Island and won’t be responding until we run out of sprinkles or hot fudge, whichever comes first. If you think you’re having a sushi emergency, […]

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A Serious Issue, Plus A Coupon.

July 18, 2014

  Hi, it’s EAT24. No time for jokes this week. We have a very serious and important issue to discuss with you. It’s been going on for far too long, and we just can’t take it anymore. The issue is this: Where the hell is the taco emoji?! Seriously, how […]

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Pizza Watch. iJustine. Bar Refaeli. Your Head Just Exploded.

June 24, 2014

You might have heard through the tacovine that we made an appearance at this year’s Google I/O. Since it’s pretty much the biggest, most awesome tech conference in the world, we were pretty stoked that Google not only gave us free tickets (and good thing, cuz we totally spent our […]

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Weekend Coupon: GOOOOAAALL!

June 20, 2014

World Cup We happen to love soccer (futbol), so if you’re a World Cup hater, we only have two words for you: Day Games. Why? Because being at work and not working is pretty much the best thing since… uhhh, not being at work. So pick your team (Bosnia and […]

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Weekend Coupon: Good News

June 06, 2014

Swipe this post. No wait! Oops. OK, for those of you who didn’t accidentally delete this – Hi. We have a coupon code for you (a few lines down in big red letters). But first… Is your swiping finger hungry? Perfect! Our new What’s Good feature let’s you swipe through […]

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Weekend Coupon: Memorial Day

May 23, 2014

4 > 3 = Math *Total chaos! We’re skipping the intro and going straight to the Fine Print this week because we just made an important discovery: 3-day weekends are longer than 2-day weekends. And the only thing better than 3 is 4 (Math), so this coupon is good until […]

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Weekend Coupon: Jay Z / Solange / Beyonce

May 16, 2014

So much drama in the elevator We don’t have time for a long email, and neither do you. It’s very important that we all stay focused and get to the bottom of this Jay-Z / Solange / Beyoncé situation. We’re collecting clues, so if you have any tips please tweet […]

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Eat24: Life Without Facebook

May 01, 2014

Hey guys, As you might have heard, we recently closed our Facebook page. No big deal. Just your average love story: Brand meets social media platform, falls head over heels… then one day the spark is gone so the brand writes a dramatic breakup blog and emails it to a […]

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A Breakup Letter to Facebook from Eat24


Dear Facebook, Hey. It’s Eat24. Look, we need to talk. This isn’t easy to say since we’ve been together so long, but we need to break up.  We’d love to say “It’s not you, it’s us” but it’s totally you. Not to be rude, but you aren’t the smart, funny […]

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Eat24 Trolled By Its Own Customers

March 24, 2014

Hungry People Tell the Dirtiest Jokes All we wanted was to make the collective mouth of the Internet even happier. Let’s find out what the people want, we thought. Operation: Butt Groove needs some scientific data to improve its efficiencies…or something. So we made a super serious survey and asked […]

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Weekend Coupon: Big Bang

March 21, 2014

#Science Before we get to the coupon code… BIG NEWS. We had the craziest chat with Science this week. Check it out: Eat24: Hey Science: YOLO Eat24: SWAG. What’s new? Science: Not much. Just discovered where the universe came from. Eat24: Cool. Any progress on Live-Streaming Tacos? Science: No. Eat24: […]

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Let Uncle Google Buy You Onion Rings

March 20, 2014

You know your cool uncle who isn’t really your uncle but you call him that cuz he’s like family? For us, that’s our Uncle Google. He’s our favorite because he always remembers the name of the chick from that TV show you used to watch. Plus, he can help get […]

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Customers React to Eat24’s Bear Dick Apology

March 11, 2014

So, did we ever tell you about that one time we accidentally showed a bear penis on TV, felt bad about it, and then sent an apology because even though we totally didn’t do it on purpose, we knew bear penis wasn’t exactly appetizing. Good times, right? Little did we realize that […]

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Weekend Coupon: We broke Tinder

March 07, 2014

Tacos need love too So we broke Tinder. Not sure what happened. All we wanted to do was find happiness for all the cheeseburgers in the world just waiting for the right mouth to come along. Garlic fries longing for a hug. Wonton soup in need of a good spoon. […]

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Eat24 Broke Tinder

March 04, 2014

Yeah, so… we broke Tinder. Not sure what happened. All we wanted to do was find happiness for all the egg rolls in the world just waiting for the right mouth to come along. Then one thing led to another, and now we’re locked out of our account. OK, we […]

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Weekend Coupon: Sorry America

February 21, 2014

We’d like to apologize Hi, it’s Eat24. We just want to take the opportunity of this weekly coupon email to say to all of our loyal customers, we’re sorry. Recently, Eat24 aired a commercial on TV that some people might find offensive. We messed up, and we accept full responsibility […]

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Weekend Coupon: Another Stupid Coupon

January 31, 2014

We suck At writing emails. We just re-read last week’s coupon email and we gotta say… wow. How do you guys make it through these things? Who do we think we are? Will the world explode if we make fewer than 75 pop culture references in one paragraph? The answer […]

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Weekend Coupon: Bwa Bwa Bwa Free Money Bwa Bwa

December 06, 2013

From Charlie Brown’s Parents Bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa Eat24 bwa bwa bwa weekly coupon bwa bwa bwa bwa free egg roll* bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa. Coupon Code: bwa24 Coupons expire but our love for you never does. Need another? Just ask us on Facebook or Twitter. Hungry? Order […]

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Weekend Coupon: Robo Burgers

August 09, 2013

Real beef This week, Science created a fake beef patty so now we can all have burger clones made from cow cells and test tubes all for the low low price of $330,000. Thanks, Science! Don’t get us wrong, you’re cool and all (thank you for The Clapper, motorized self-twirling […]

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