High Five Your Hero
Here at Eat24, we’re in the business of making dreams come true. And business is good. Everyone has dreams. At one point or another, we all fantasize about what it would be like to catch a touchdown pass from Joe Montana, go sweater shopping with Bill Cosby, or just be one of Oprah’s favorite things. Now we’re giving you a once in a lifetime (well, maybe twice) chance to meet your own personal hero and high five the guy who has saved your life on more than one occasion.
That’s right! It’s Eat24’s second annual Delivery Guy Appreciation Weekend – a time when we honor and praise the brave men and women who risk everything everyday just to bring you those BBQ pulled pork nachos with extra cheese. They go OUTSIDE, so you don’t have to. They’re heroes.
So do yourself a favor this weekend. Use this coupon* to order from Eat24, and when he shows up, high five the heck out of your delivery guy. Take a pic of the glorious event and share the photo with us on Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram using hashtag #eat24high5 and we’ll send you your very own pair of Eat24 Swaggles** (proof that you’ve met a celebrity).
You’re the triple backflip in our overly elaborate secret handshake.
*While we’re on the subject of dream scenarios, we thought it’d be a good time to share Eat24′s official Bucket List. Here it is in no particular order: Fly an F-14 with Maverick and Goose, play Candy Crush with Yoda, be adopted by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, do “The Time Warp” with Tim Curry, smoke with Snoop Dogg/Lion (whoops, did that one), eat a Hot Pocket with Jim Gaffigan, play drums for Dr. Teeth & The Electric Mayhem, have Aaron Paul call us a b****, and lastly (and most importantly), read this Fine Print to you: You must be an Eat24 member to use this $2 coupon code (Chill, signing up is easier than getting twerking lessons from Miley Cyrus). Coupons can only be used at restaurants that accept coupon codes (over 25,000 of them nationwide, all of which you can try in under 2 seconds if you’re traveling in a Trimaxian Drone Ship from the planet Phaelon). The value of the code will be applied when you complete an order of $10 or more and pay with a credit card or PayPal. Finally, the coupon can only be used once, and will expire the 25th of August at Midnight PST. There, you’re done. Thanks for reading this whole thing in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried (which was our secret invisible wish that you probably missed earlier).
**Swaggles are swag goggles, or swan goggles, or possibly both. They’re sunglasses – basically a leather jacket for your face.