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Top 5 Reasons to Stay Out of the Kitchen

July 02, 2014

Look, we need to talk.  We heard that some of your so-called friends have been experimenting with cooking. Maybe they told you it was fun and relaxing, maybe they told you it was cool, but let us make one thing clear: we don’t support that kind of behavior. Sure, it […]

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It's always sausage o'clock somewhere.

Weekend Coupon: Pizza Watch

June 27, 2014

Honesty Hour: We didn’t have time to write an email this week because our sisters (iJustine and Bar Refaeli, if you must know) came to visit, so we were busy Roomba-ing the guest room. Don’t worry. We love you more than Four-Cheese Lasagna (actually, better make that Five), and we didn’t […]

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We’re pretty sure we’ll also find this at Google I/O

Pizza Watch. iJustine. Bar Refaeli. Your Head Just Exploded.

June 24, 2014

You might have heard through the tacovine that we made an appearance at this year’s Google I/O. Since it’s pretty much the biggest, most awesome tech conference in the world, we were pretty stoked that Google not only gave us free tickets (and good thing, cuz we totally spent our […]

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Weekend Coupon: GOOOOAAALL!

June 20, 2014

World Cup We happen to love soccer (futbol), so if you’re a World Cup hater, we only have two words for you: Day Games. Why? Because being at work and not working is pretty much the best thing since… uhhh, not being at work. So pick your team (Bosnia and […]

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Eat24 Creates Algorithm For Tacos

June 18, 2014

It’s Wednesday. You just got back from your after-work plate juggling class and you’re starving. So, naturally you go to the fridge. Opening the door, you’re horrified to discover that the only thing you have in there is mustard. Mustard and something that might have once been a pita. Or […]

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fathersday

Weekend Coupon: Something Missing

June 13, 2014

All words, everything This message has no content. OK technically it does, but we can’t shake the feeling that something is missing. Every week we send you this email and every week it has the same three things: random words, a coupon, and fine print. It’s all just words, words, […]

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Weekend Coupon: Good News

June 06, 2014

Swipe this post. No wait! Oops. OK, for those of you who didn’t accidentally delete this – Hi. We have a coupon code for you (a few lines down in big red letters). But first… Is your swiping finger hungry? Perfect! Our new What’s Good feature let’s you swipe through […]

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Graduation Cupcakes

Weekend Coupon: Commencement Speech

May 30, 2014

Yay Class of 2014!   Dear Harvard, Princeton, Yale, MIT, and the thousands of other very, very prestigious universities, Thank you for choosing Eat24 to be your commencement speaker. It’s an honor! Unfortunately we won’t be able to attend the ceremony because we’re very busy feeding America, and waxing to […]

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He gives the best advice!

A Commencement Speech by Eat24

May 29, 2014

Hello, Class of 2014, teachers, parents, and fellow chipotle mayonnaise enthusiasts! Thank you so much for inviting us to speak to you today. We’re excited to be here at [insert fancy university name here] and are honored to congratulate you on all your achievements, most especially your woo hoo-ing skills […]

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Memorial Day

Weekend Coupon: Memorial Day

May 23, 2014

4 > 3 = Math *Total chaos! We’re skipping the intro and going straight to the Fine Print this week because we just made an important discovery: 3-day weekends are longer than 2-day weekends. And the only thing better than 3 is 4 (Math), so this coupon is good until […]

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