Bacon Sriracha Unicorn Diaries http://blog.eat24hours.com Mon, 31 Aug 2015 17:34:37 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=373 Our Stand-Up Routine + A Coupon http://blog.eat24hours.com/our-stand-up-routine-a-coupon/ http://blog.eat24hours.com/our-stand-up-routine-a-coupon/#comments Thu, 27 Aug 2015 18:34:49 +0000 http://blog.eat24hours.com/?p=9415 Our Stand-Up Routine + A Coupon
This week’s email has been brought to you by Patty Melts and the letter C (as in Cheese). But before we get to the coupon, here’s a joke: An iPhone and Android user walk into a bar… Just kidding, the real joke didn’t begin until the Windows Phone showed up. […]]]>
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Eat24 Study: iPhone Users are Healthier than Android Users http://blog.eat24hours.com/eat24-study-iphone-users-are-healthier-than-android-users/ http://blog.eat24hours.com/eat24-study-iphone-users-are-healthier-than-android-users/#comments Tue, 25 Aug 2015 18:28:36 +0000 http://blog.eat24hours.com/?p=9348 An Apple Logo and an Android logo are fencing
A report conducted, written, and produced by Eat24. Yes, the same Eat24 that brought you such reports as Porn, What is it Good For?, Life without Facebook and something about a bear dick. Stallone vs. Schwarzenegger. PlayStation vs. Xbox. Batman vs. Superman. Star Wars vs. Star Trek. These debates are […]]]>
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Customer Proposes via Eat24 Coupon Email http://blog.eat24hours.com/a-very-romantic-coupon/ http://blog.eat24hours.com/a-very-romantic-coupon/#comments Thu, 20 Aug 2015 19:30:39 +0000 http://blog.eat24hours.com/?p=9407 Customer Proposes via Eat24 Coupon Email
  Hungry? We’ve got a coupon for you, but first: One of our customers asked us to help him pop a very important question, and since we’d do pretty much anything for you guys… take it away Justin! Hey Kristin. I’ve known you were special ever since our first sushi […]]]>
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Summer’s Almost Over But the Coupon Party Isn’t http://blog.eat24hours.com/summers-almost-over-but-the-coupon-party-isnt/ http://blog.eat24hours.com/summers-almost-over-but-the-coupon-party-isnt/#comments Fri, 14 Aug 2015 15:29:50 +0000 http://blog.eat24hours.com/?p=9395 Summer’s Almost Over But the Coupon Party Isn’t
Summer is pretty much over and you know what that means? Salad. After three glorious months of ice-cream-cookies-cheesecake-deep-fried waffle-sprinkle sundaes, we need some leafy greens (with Ranch… Lots of Ranch). Luckily our totally ripped app has a Healthy filter which lets you sort out delicious green things from delicious fried […]]]>
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Eat24: Free Taco Every Time Trump Says ‘Mexico’ http://blog.eat24hours.com/eat24-free-taco-every-time-trump-says-mexico/ http://blog.eat24hours.com/eat24-free-taco-every-time-trump-says-mexico/#comments Wed, 05 Aug 2015 00:11:50 +0000 http://blog.eat24hours.com/?p=9321 Eat24: Free Taco Every Time Trump Says ‘Mexico’
  The first Republican presidential debate is taking place this Thursday, August 6th…which can only mean one thing: Time to sit back and watch the best entertainment on TV this summer, Donald Trump. Wondering what kind of words will come out of his mouth? Us too! We’re not very political, […]]]>
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Ate Too Many Tacos? Here’s A Taco Coupon. http://blog.eat24hours.com/ate-too-many-tacos-heres-a-taco-coupon/ http://blog.eat24hours.com/ate-too-many-tacos-heres-a-taco-coupon/#comments Mon, 03 Aug 2015 19:20:51 +0000 http://blog.eat24hours.com/?p=9339 Ate Too Many Tacos? Here’s A Taco Coupon.
Do you have a taco hangover? We only ask because last night we gave out free tacos every time Donald Trump said “Mexico” at the debate… and we’re pretty sure he said it at least 5 million times. If you missed out, don’t worry. Just use this coupon when you […]]]>
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Taco Duty Summons + A Coupon http://blog.eat24hours.com/taco-duty-summons-a-coupon/ http://blog.eat24hours.com/taco-duty-summons-a-coupon/#comments Thu, 30 Jul 2015 20:04:25 +0000 http://blog.eat24hours.com/?p=9313 Taco Duty Summons + A Coupon
You are hereby summoned for a weekend term of Taco Duty beginning on and lasting through: Friday, July 31st 2015 at 12:01AM to Sunday, August 2nd 2015 at 11:59PM. You must order via Exhibit A, the Eat24 app, no less than 3 tacos of any filling between the dates stated […]]]>
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A Futuristic Coupon http://blog.eat24hours.com/a-futuristic-coupon/ http://blog.eat24hours.com/a-futuristic-coupon/#comments Fri, 24 Jul 2015 14:11:40 +0000 http://blog.eat24hours.com/?p=9307 A Futuristic Coupon
  Great news! Eat24 – the app voted “Most Likely to Bring You Pizza” (by Forbes*) – has already been optimized for the secret unreleased iPhone 6s. We’ve got bigger pictures, more pierogi pixels, and some pretty amazing future tech (check the fine print). Not an iPhone user? No problem. […]]]>
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Eat24 Already Optimized for Leaked iPhone 6s http://blog.eat24hours.com/eat24-already-optimized-for-leaked-iphone-6s/ http://blog.eat24hours.com/eat24-already-optimized-for-leaked-iphone-6s/#comments Thu, 23 Jul 2015 17:56:05 +0000 http://blog.eat24hours.com/?p=9296 Eat24 Already Optimized for Leaked iPhone 6s
What’s the best thing about the future? Obviously Dippin’ Dots, hoverboards, & world peace are the top 3. But the 4th best thing? The iPhone 6S, duh! Seriously, we heard it’s going to be a combination of The Jetsons, The Matrix, and the crazy flying telephone booth stuff they do […]]]>
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Vote For A Coupon This Weekend http://blog.eat24hours.com/vote-for-a-coupon-this-weekend/ http://blog.eat24hours.com/vote-for-a-coupon-this-weekend/#comments Thu, 16 Jul 2015 17:32:05 +0000 http://blog.eat24hours.com/?p=9290 Vote For A Coupon This Weekend
Should we give you a coupon this weekend? We can’t decide, so we’ll let you vote. Click “Order Now” for Yes, and “Delete” for No. If you’re still reading this, we’ll assume that you are pro-coupon. Use the code below when you order with our pro-pot stickers app to get […]]]>
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