Bacon Sriracha Unicorn Diaries http://blog.eat24hours.com Mon, 20 Apr 2015 16:36:50 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=464 Let Us Read You A Story Called “Here’s A Coupon” http://blog.eat24hours.com/a-story-called-heres-a-coupon/ http://blog.eat24hours.com/a-story-called-heres-a-coupon/#comments Thu, 16 Apr 2015 20:11:06 +0000 http://blog.eat24hours.com/?p=9064 Let Us Read You A Story Called “Here’s A Coupon”
  It’s Friday and we’re too lazy to write an email, and you’re probably too lazy/sleepy/busy to read an email. So click here to have someone read this week’s email to you. If that’s still too much for you, here’s our coupon anyway. Coupon code: lazy24 Order Now   You’re […]]]>
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Here’s A Coupon. Let’s Get Cheese Drunk http://blog.eat24hours.com/cheese-drunk-coupon/ http://blog.eat24hours.com/cheese-drunk-coupon/#comments Fri, 10 Apr 2015 15:54:05 +0000 http://blog.eat24hours.com/?p=9051 Here’s A Coupon. Let’s Get Cheese Drunk
Hi! We’re trying something new this week. Instead of a coupon, how about we give you our favorite grilled cheese recipe? Ok here goes: Step 1: Get bread, some cheese (a lot of cheese), and a bit of butter. Step 2: Heat butter in a pan until melted. Step 3: […]]]>
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A Coupon for More Eating, Less Screen Licking http://blog.eat24hours.com/a-coupon-for-more-eating-less-screen-licking/ http://blog.eat24hours.com/a-coupon-for-more-eating-less-screen-licking/#comments Thu, 02 Apr 2015 18:11:50 +0000 http://blog.eat24hours.com/?p=9046 A Coupon for More Eating, Less Screen Licking
Hey! Remember last month when we asked you to take pictures of your food and upload them to EAT24? Well, you didn’t*, so we had to ask our Sugar Daddy Yelp for help (and to make us a sandwich, but that’s unrelated). Anyway, we now have exactly 521,764 new photos […]]]>
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How to Increase Market Share With A New Logo http://blog.eat24hours.com/how-to-increase-market-share-with-a-new-logo/ http://blog.eat24hours.com/how-to-increase-market-share-with-a-new-logo/#comments Thu, 26 Mar 2015 22:36:50 +0000 http://blog.eat24hours.com/?p=8994 How to Increase Market Share With A New Logo
Once in a great while there comes along a logo redesign so ingenious, so fresh, so inventive that those who witness it can only stare in awe and kick themselves for not coming up with it first. THIS is one of those logos redesigns. Yep, EAT24 is changing our logo. […]]]>
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A Coupon, And A Big Change http://blog.eat24hours.com/a-coupon-and-a-big-change/ http://blog.eat24hours.com/a-coupon-and-a-big-change/#comments Thu, 26 Mar 2015 19:23:20 +0000 http://blog.eat24hours.com/?p=8992 A Coupon, And A Big Change
Hi, it’s EAT24. It’s that time of the year (almost bikini season) when we feel the need to make a change in our life. Maybe it’s time for a haircut, or a toe ring, or maybe a new logo? We have some ideas, but before we make a decision, we […]]]>
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Use This Coupon or Ruin Dave’s Birthday http://blog.eat24hours.com/coupon-dont-ruin-daves-birthday/ http://blog.eat24hours.com/coupon-dont-ruin-daves-birthday/#comments Thu, 19 Mar 2015 20:42:08 +0000 http://blog.eat24hours.com/?p=8979 Use This Coupon or Ruin Dave’s Birthday
Like pizza with a huge circumference? Good, because today is Dave (from Accounting)’s birthday and his only wish is for a math-themed email. In honor of our favorite human calculator, here are the 5 greatest math equations: 1. Salad + Fried Chicken – Salad = Perfect 2. 10:1 = optimal […]]]>
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14 Animals (Jerks) Who Just Stole Your Food http://blog.eat24hours.com/14-adorable-animals-stole-your-food/ http://blog.eat24hours.com/14-adorable-animals-stole-your-food/#comments Mon, 16 Mar 2015 22:38:54 +0000 http://blog.eat24hours.com/?p=8953 14 Animals (Jerks) Who Just Stole Your Food
Alert: There are tiny, furry thieves on the loose. Don’t turn your back for a second cuz these monsters will jump out of no where and take your pizza, your cake, or your lollipop if they can grab it. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Cuz we definitely are. 1. […]]]>
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Tacos, Tacos, And A Coupon http://blog.eat24hours.com/tacos-tacos-and-a-coupon/ http://blog.eat24hours.com/tacos-tacos-and-a-coupon/#comments Thu, 12 Mar 2015 19:25:23 +0000 http://blog.eat24hours.com/?p=8945 Tacos, Tacos, And A Coupon
Our boss thinks we’re obsessed with tacos and hates it when we use taco for every single joke (What can we say? Taco is the 2nd most hilarious food besides rutabaga.) so this week’s email is dedicated to the man who signs our checks (please don’t fire us). Hey Taco […]]]>
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A Message From Science About Coupons http://blog.eat24hours.com/science-about-coupons/ http://blog.eat24hours.com/science-about-coupons/#comments Wed, 04 Mar 2015 19:00:45 +0000 http://blog.eat24hours.com/?p=8918 eat24 virtual high five
We interrupt this EAT24 weekly coupon email to bring you a very important message from Science: Recent studies show that people who use EAT24 are 98% more intelligent than everyone else, but nobody notices because they’re too good looking. This is a very serious issue. Please show the world what […]]]>
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Customers Actually Buy Wedding Gifts for EAT24 http://blog.eat24hours.com/eat24-yelp-wedding-gifts/ http://blog.eat24hours.com/eat24-yelp-wedding-gifts/#comments Tue, 03 Mar 2015 00:02:12 +0000 http://blog.eat24hours.com/?p=8884 Customers Actually Buy Wedding Gifts for EAT24
  Who got the best wedding presents? —> THIS APP! Now that we’ve officially tied the knot with Yelp, there’s only one thing left to do. Go on our honeymoon! And yes, duh, we’re headed to a remote couch in the Florida Keys. It’s going to be a romantic, pants-free […]]]>
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