Bacon Sriracha Unicorn Diaries http://blog.eat24hours.com Mon, 15 Dec 2014 18:07:15 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=438 A Coupon Fit For Royalty http://blog.eat24hours.com/coupon-fit-royalty/ http://blog.eat24hours.com/coupon-fit-royalty/#comments Thu, 11 Dec 2014 23:39:32 +0000 http://blog.eat24hours.com/?p=8518 A Coupon Fit For Royalty
Dearest Duke and Dutchess of Cambridge, We are honoured you have chosen to visit EAT24, the Earl of Cheesebourgre, whilst on your Royal Tour of America (although we’re a little upset you met with King James, Jay-Z and Queen Bey first, but we understand). You must be tired after many […]]]>
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Top 10 Late Night Drunchies in Washington DC http://blog.eat24hours.com/top-10-late-night-drunchies-washington-dc/ http://blog.eat24hours.com/top-10-late-night-drunchies-washington-dc/#comments Mon, 08 Dec 2014 19:35:55 +0000 http://blog.eat24hours.com/?p=8482 Top 10 Late Night Drunchies in Washington DC
People are always talking smack about Washington DC’s food scene, but our app says those people are totes wrong. The nation’s capital has got all kinds of tasty things available for delivery, even when it’s late on a Saturday night and you have a serious case of the drunchies. In […]]]>
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Coupons Are Meant To Be Used http://blog.eat24hours.com/coupons-are-meant-to-be-used/ http://blog.eat24hours.com/coupons-are-meant-to-be-used/#comments Thu, 04 Dec 2014 22:23:53 +0000 http://blog.eat24hours.com/?p=8504 Coupons Are Meant To Be Used
Listen… every week we give out millions of coupons, but we still can’t get 100% of you to use them. What’s up with that? Are we using the wrong font? Do you dislike free money? Is it because you get angry when people pronounce it “kyoo-pon?” (We don’t. It’s definitely […]]]>
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You’ll Be Hungry Again, So Here’s A Coupon http://blog.eat24hours.com/youll-hungry-heres-coupon/ http://blog.eat24hours.com/youll-hungry-heres-coupon/#comments Wed, 26 Nov 2014 18:23:53 +0000 http://blog.eat24hours.com/?p=8476 You’ll Be Hungry Again,  So Here’s A Coupon
It’s the day after the most eating-est holiday of the year, which seems like the perfect time to remind you about three things: 1) Pants are the enemy (Also belts). 2) You should always read the Fine Print. 3) Aunt Edith should never have more than one glass of “cider.” […]]]>
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Solve For X, Where X= A Coupon http://blog.eat24hours.com/solve-x-x-coupon/ http://blog.eat24hours.com/solve-x-x-coupon/#comments Fri, 21 Nov 2014 00:26:57 +0000 http://blog.eat24hours.com/?p=8470 Solve For X, Where X= A Coupon
Hungry? To get this weekend’s coupon code, solve for Pi(z)²a: Two delivery drivers are traveling to your door. One has Chicken Tikka Masala and is riding a unicorn at an average speed of 24 mph. The other is driving a pretty sweet wiener-mobile at 35 mph carrying two Meat Lover’s […]]]>
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Does your doorbell work? Check with this coupon. http://blog.eat24hours.com/does-your-doorbell-work-check-with-this-coupon/ http://blog.eat24hours.com/does-your-doorbell-work-check-with-this-coupon/#comments Thu, 13 Nov 2014 23:41:35 +0000 http://blog.eat24hours.com/?p=8457 Does your doorbell work? Check with this coupon.
The following is a public service announcement from the Doorbell Association of America (DAA). Is your doorbell working? This is a very serious issue. In the last month alone, we’ve received thousands of reports of defective dings, broken dongs, and lackluster chime renditions of “La Cucaracha”. As a result, people […]]]>
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EAT24 Becomes CEO of Google http://blog.eat24hours.com/eat24-becomes-ceo-google/ http://blog.eat24hours.com/eat24-becomes-ceo-google/#comments Wed, 12 Nov 2014 00:20:05 +0000 http://blog.eat24hours.com/?p=8447 EAT24 Becomes CEO of Google
Dear Google, Our mama always told us to write thank you letters, so we wanted to send you a quick note and say thanks so much for promoting us to our new position of Google CEO. It’s very sweet that even though you have, like, 59 katrillion dollars, you don’t […]]]>
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One Weird Trick to Save Money on Walnut Prawns (It’s A Coupon) http://blog.eat24hours.com/one-weird-trick-save-money-walnut-prawns-coupon/ http://blog.eat24hours.com/one-weird-trick-save-money-walnut-prawns-coupon/#comments Thu, 06 Nov 2014 23:57:30 +0000 http://blog.eat24hours.com/?p=8438 One Weird Trick to Save Money on Walnut Prawns (It’s A Coupon)
Jill in Seattle dared us to write a blog post about nothing. So we did it. Your move, Jill! Also, here’s a coupon you should use to order EAT24 this weekend because food is delicious, and because it expires on Sunday (the coupon code not the food). Coupon code: dare24 Order Now […]]]>
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Food Horoscopes: EAT24’s Guide To The Future http://blog.eat24hours.com/food-horoscopes-eat24s-guide-to-the-future/ http://blog.eat24hours.com/food-horoscopes-eat24s-guide-to-the-future/#comments Mon, 03 Nov 2014 20:31:44 +0000 http://blog.eat24hours.com/?p=8408 Food Horoscopes: EAT24’s Guide To The Future
Is the future filled with cheese or chocolate? Is Mercury’s orbit trying to tell you something about tacos? How many mozzarella sticks are needed to sustain a relationship? Great questions deserve great answers. The EAT24 astrologer has read the writing on the pizza box and offers you these horoscopes to help […]]]>
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Trick or Treat? How About A Coupon Instead? http://blog.eat24hours.com/trick-or-treat-how-about-a-coupon-instead/ http://blog.eat24hours.com/trick-or-treat-how-about-a-coupon-instead/#comments Fri, 31 Oct 2014 00:06:51 +0000 http://blog.eat24hours.com/?p=8430 Trick or Treat? How About A Coupon Instead?
Halloween is annoying. What? No no, we love costumes and candy. It’s just that your doorbell rings 563 times in one night, and only one of those times is it actually the pizza guy. But on the bright side… pizza! Pro Tip: Reverse Trick-or-Treating. Try it! All you have to […]]]>
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