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Egg Rolls Destroyed Our Inbox: The EAT24 Story

August 25, 2014

Breaking News Alert: Your love for Chinese food has destroyed our inbox. Well, sort of.  A few weeks back we realized that even though we email you and our closest million friends every week, no one writes back. Naturally, we decided to drop a not-too-subtle hint in our VIP email. […]

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Yur Weknd Coupon Iz Heer!

August 08, 2014

  OK who ordered the “Crap Cake Sandwiches”? Very funny, guys. Oh wait, it was us. Apparently we’re really terrible at spelling and our menus are full of typos, like Hand & Cheese Omelettes. EAT24 needs your help. We want to clean up our act, and we can’t do it […]

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F is for Fail: EAT24’s Menu Meltdown

August 07, 2014

Confession: We sell pest pasta and crap cake sandwiches. At least according to our app we do. That’s because apparently we’re really terrible at typing. Oops. Sorry about that! Like all things, our public shaming started on Twitter. We were just hanging out, posting reaction gifs to Beyoncé’s latest Tweets, […]

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46 Reasons You Need the Moto 360 (45 Are Pizza)

August 07, 2014

  Are you sitting down? Good, because the EAT24 Android app for the Moto 360 smartwatch is live. Oh yes. The third and most highly anticipated (also highly mysterious) watch in the new line of Android Wear devices is finally HERE. So we upgraded and formatted our first-of-its-kind wearable tech app […]

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BRB Vacation, But First a Coupon

August 01, 2014

  Auto Reply: Out of the Cheeseburger Office. Thanks for your email. We’re currently away from our desk on the annual trip to Ice Cream Island and won’t be responding until we run out of sprinkles or hot fudge, whichever comes first. If you think you’re having a sushi emergency, […]

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A Serious Issue, Plus A Coupon.

July 18, 2014

  Hi, it’s EAT24. No time for jokes this week. We have a very serious and important issue to discuss with you. It’s been going on for far too long, and we just can’t take it anymore. The issue is this: Where the hell is the taco emoji?! Seriously, how […]

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Where the #$&% is our Taco Emoji

July 17, 2014

Normally, we try to look at the bright side of everything, especially if the bright side involves realizing the bread we’re eating has cheese inside it. These are not normal times though. That’s because something is bothering us. And yes, it’s exactly what you think it is: Taco emoji. More specifically, […]

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Free Slurpee! Free Coupon!

July 11, 2014

Wait… is today the 11th? FINALLY. Free Slurpee Day! OK, forget about this email. Go to the nearest 7-eleven right now. We’ll wait. Still there? Yeah, we know. It’s the weekend and you just perfected that butt groove in the couch, so why move? If only a certain Slurpee making […]

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Weekend Coupon: Pizza Watch

June 27, 2014

Honesty Hour: We didn’t have time to write an email this week because our sisters (iJustine and Bar Refaeli, if you must know) came to visit, so we were busy Roomba-ing the guest room. Don’t worry. We love you more than Four-Cheese Lasagna (actually, better make that Five), and we didn’t […]

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