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A Serious Issue, Plus A Coupon.

July 18, 2014

  Hi, it’s EAT24. No time for jokes this week. We have a very serious and important issue to discuss with you. It’s been going on for far too long, and we just can’t take it anymore. The issue is this: Where the hell is the taco emoji?! Seriously, how […]

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Where the #$&% is our Taco Emoji

July 17, 2014

Normally, we try to look at the bright side of everything, especially if the bright side involves realizing the bread we’re eating has cheese inside it. These are not normal times though. That’s because something is bothering us. And yes, it’s exactly what you think it is: Taco emoji. More specifically, […]

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Free Slurpee! Free Coupon!

July 11, 2014

Wait… is today the 11th? FINALLY. Free Slurpee Day! OK, forget about this email. Go to the nearest 7-eleven right now. We’ll wait. Still there? Yeah, we know. It’s the weekend and you just perfected that butt groove in the couch, so why move? If only a certain Slurpee making […]

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Weekend Coupon: Pizza Watch

June 27, 2014

Honesty Hour: We didn’t have time to write an email this week because our sisters (iJustine and Bar Refaeli, if you must know) came to visit, so we were busy Roomba-ing the guest room. Don’t worry. We love you more than Four-Cheese Lasagna (actually, better make that Five), and we didn’t […]

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Weekend Coupon: GOOOOAAALL!

June 20, 2014

World Cup We happen to love soccer (futbol), so if you’re a World Cup hater, we only have two words for you: Day Games. Why? Because being at work and not working is pretty much the best thing since… uhhh, not being at work. So pick your team (Bosnia and […]

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Eat24 Creates Algorithm For Tacos

June 18, 2014

It’s Wednesday. You just got back from your after-work plate juggling class and you’re starving. So, naturally you go to the fridge. Opening the door, you’re horrified to discover that the only thing you have in there is mustard. Mustard and something that might have once been a pita. Or […]

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Weekend Coupon: Something Missing

June 13, 2014

All words, everything This message has no content. OK technically it does, but we can’t shake the feeling that something is missing. Every week we send you this email and every week it has the same three things: random words, a coupon, and fine print. It’s all just words, words, […]

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Weekend Coupon: Good News

June 06, 2014

Swipe this post. No wait! Oops. OK, for those of you who didn’t accidentally delete this – Hi. We have a coupon code for you (a few lines down in big red letters). But first… Is your swiping finger hungry? Perfect! Our new What’s Good feature let’s you swipe through […]

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A Commencement Speech by Eat24

May 29, 2014

Hello, Class of 2014, teachers, parents, and fellow chipotle mayonnaise enthusiasts! Thank you so much for inviting us to speak to you today. We’re excited to be here at [insert fancy university name here] and are honored to congratulate you on all your achievements, most especially your woo hoo-ing skills […]

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9 Very Important Phrases For Hungry Travelers

May 20, 2014

Summer is so close we can taste the gazpacho. And the orange creamsicle pops. And the spiked lemonade. That’s because summer is all about food. Well, that and taking a sweet ass vacation (but we mostly go on vacation for the food). Anyway, the only downside of going on vacation […]

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