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Eat24 Study: iPhone Users are Healthier than Android Users

August 25, 2015

A report conducted, written, and produced by Eat24. Yes, the same Eat24 that brought you such reports as Porn, What is it Good For?, Life without Facebook and something about a bear dick. Stallone vs. Schwarzenegger. PlayStation vs. Xbox. Batman vs. Superman. Star Wars vs. Star Trek. These debates are […]

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Customer Proposes via Eat24 Coupon Email

August 20, 2015

  Hungry? We’ve got a coupon for you, but first: One of our customers asked us to help him pop a very important question, and since we’d do pretty much anything for you guys… take it away Justin! Hey Kristin. I’ve known you were special ever since our first sushi […]

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Eat24: Free Taco Every Time Trump Says ‘Mexico’

August 04, 2015

  The first Republican presidential debate is taking place this Thursday, August 6th…which can only mean one thing: Time to sit back and watch the best entertainment on TV this summer, Donald Trump. Wondering what kind of words will come out of his mouth? Us too! We’re not very political, […]

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Ate Too Many Tacos? Here’s A Taco Coupon.

August 03, 2015

Do you have a taco hangover? We only ask because last night we gave out free tacos every time Donald Trump said “Mexico” at the debate… and we’re pretty sure he said it at least 5 million times. If you missed out, don’t worry. Just use this coupon when you […]

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A Futuristic Coupon

July 24, 2015

  Great news! Eat24 – the app voted “Most Likely to Bring You Pizza” (by Forbes*) – has already been optimized for the secret unreleased iPhone 6s. We’ve got bigger pictures, more pierogi pixels, and some pretty amazing future tech (check the fine print). Not an iPhone user? No problem. […]

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Eat24 Already Optimized for Leaked iPhone 6s

July 23, 2015

What’s the best thing about the future? Obviously Dippin’ Dots, hoverboards, & world peace are the top 3. But the 4th best thing? The iPhone 6S, duh! Seriously, we heard it’s going to be a combination of The Jetsons, The Matrix, and the crazy flying telephone booth stuff they do […]

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A Coupon For Our Slumber Party

July 09, 2015

Welcome to the 1st Annual Eat24 Slumber Party! Hopefully you’re ready for trust falls into nacho cheese, calls to our favorite restaurants to see if they like us back, and a few rounds of 2 Truths & A Lie. We’ll start. Can you tell which one is the lie? We […]

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Eat24 Shacks Up With Yelp

July 09, 2015

  Gossip Alert: We just did the deed with Yelp. Yup, just a few months after getting hitched and we’re finally moving in together. QUICK ASIDE: We know we have a reputation of getting a little x-rated with our blog posts (and in general), but this one is pretty tame. Sorry […]

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Get Yourself a J-O-B and a Coupon

June 18, 2015

  Wanna get paid in egg rolls? Good. Apparently Tina (from HR) is too busy enforcing Eat24’s strict no pants policy to hire a Sales Executive… which means we get to do the hiring for her! The most important qualifications are 1) you’re our friend 2) you love French Toast. […]

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Full Body Egg Roll Workout and A Coupon

June 11, 2015

Confession: We’ve been totally slacking on our beach bod. You too? Good news! We just heard about a hot new workout that’s guaranteed* to make your body as smokin’ as a rack of ribs. Ready? Step 1: Open our super toned app and order an appetizer platter. Step 2: Lift […]

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7 Appetizers for a Summer Body

June 10, 2015

In a panic because your swimsuit doesn’t fit quite right? Worried your bod won’t be as smokin’ as a rack of ribs? We’ve got your back! This list of exercises is guaranteed to get you ready for the beach. Or at the very least, the living room. Turkey Leg Lifts […]

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9 Must-Eat Summer Movies

May 27, 2015

  Summer 2015 is here and that can only mean one thing…movies! Well, it also means a large popcorn, two boxes of Junior Mints, one pack of Twizzlers, and a jumbo -sized Cherry Slushy. The point is, we put together a summer movie guide to help you find the best flicks […]

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What’s Deep Inside Eat24? Cool Yelp Data

May 07, 2015

We’re not the type to get married, settle down, and become boring. No way. Marriage needs a bit of spice and excitement to keep things fresh. That’s why we’ve been experimenting and trying new things with Yelp lately. You know, things like integration. Deep integration. Long story short, we shrunk […]

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Take Your Boss’s Money, and A Coupon

April 30, 2015

Newsflash: Your boss is rich and should totally buy you things. Agree? Then keep reading. We have a new feature called EAT24 Corporate Accounts, and its only mission is to let your company pay for your lunch. Think of it as a perk in the form of Pad Thai. Or […]

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Ask And You Shall Receive An EAT24 Coupon

April 23, 2015

Hi, it’s EAT24. We know you aren’t just a mouth and stomach. You have feelings, dreams, desires… just like our emotionally available app. Likewise, we aren’t just an online “make food happen” service. We’re also great listeners. So if you ever have any burning questions about love, life, or chicken […]

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Here’s A Coupon. Let’s Get Cheese Drunk

April 10, 2015

Hi! We’re trying something new this week. Instead of a coupon, how about we give you our favorite grilled cheese recipe? Ok here goes: Step 1: Get bread, some cheese (a lot of cheese), and a bit of butter. Step 2: Heat butter in a pan until melted. Step 3: […]

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A Coupon for More Eating, Less Screen Licking

April 02, 2015

Hey! Remember last month when we asked you to take pictures of your food and upload them to EAT24? Well, you didn’t*, so we had to ask our Sugar Daddy Yelp for help (and to make us a sandwich, but that’s unrelated). Anyway, we now have exactly 521,764 new photos […]

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Use This Coupon or Ruin Dave’s Birthday

March 19, 2015

Like pizza with a huge circumference? Good, because today is Dave (from Accounting)’s birthday and his only wish is for a math-themed email. In honor of our favorite human calculator, here are the 5 greatest math equations: 1. Salad + Fried Chicken – Salad = Perfect 2. 10:1 = optimal […]

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