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WTF: EAT24 Actually Made a Super Bowl Commercial

January 28, 2015

  That’s right, America. This actually happened. We made our very first ever EAT24 Super Bowl commercial starring Snoop Dogg and Gilbert Gottfried. From day one when we started this little Internet-make-food-happen service, we had a dream of our logo shining in the Super Bowl spotlight. And we finally did it! […]

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EAT24 Sorry For Revealing TODAY Show Anchor’s Number on TV

January 21, 2015

  Quick question: Is there a greeting card for ‘Sorry we showed everyone your phone number on national TV and now you’re getting a whole lotta phone calls, texts, and voicemails’? There isn’t? Damn. We only ask because our new HANGRY app was on The TODAY Show this morning and […]

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There’s A New App In Town. And A New Coupon.

January 15, 2015

  Too lazy to decide what to eat? Stuck in an endless loop of Sesame Chicken? (Zzzzz boring) Don’t worry! We love you, and we made an app called HANGRY to help get you fed without any BS. Just click the HANGRY button and the app creates a random order […]

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New HANGRY App tells Hunger to STFU

January 13, 2015

  We ran some reports and we’ve got bad news: Our database has detected that you’re boring. Hang on! Don’t get upset. It’s just that you always order the same thing (Chow mein on Fridays and tacos on Tuesdays) like, literally every week. Don’t get us wrong, we love chow […]

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Happy New Year: EAT24 Makes Eating Healthy Not Terrible

December 31, 2014

Raise your hand if you ate your weight in cookies this week. And last week. Ok, and also the week before that. Yeah, us too. Cuz screw kale, right? Except now that it’s a new year, we’ve been thinking we might need a little kale in our diet. That’s because we’re kinda, sorta, […]

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Top 10 Late Night Drunchies in Washington DC

December 08, 2014

People are always talking smack about Washington DC’s food scene, but our app says those people are totes wrong. The nation’s capital has got all kinds of tasty things available for delivery, even when it’s late on a Saturday night and you have a serious case of the drunchies. In […]

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Does your doorbell work? Check with this coupon.

November 13, 2014

The following is a public service announcement from the Doorbell Association of America (DAA). Is your doorbell working? This is a very serious issue. In the last month alone, we’ve received thousands of reports of defective dings, broken dongs, and lackluster chime renditions of “La Cucaracha”. As a result, people […]

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EAT24 Becomes CEO of Google

November 11, 2014

Dear Google, Our mama always told us to write thank you letters, so we wanted to send you a quick note and say thanks so much for promoting us to our new position of Google CEO. It’s very sweet that even though you have, like, 59 katrillion dollars, you don’t […]

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Food Horoscopes: EAT24’s Guide To The Future

November 03, 2014

Is the future filled with cheese or chocolate? Is Mercury’s orbit trying to tell you something about tacos? How many mozzarella sticks are needed to sustain a relationship? Great questions deserve great answers. The EAT24 astrologer has read the writing on the pizza box and offers you these horoscopes to help […]

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A Throwback Coupon

October 23, 2014

Did you know? EAT24 has #TBT (or #FBF or whatever the kids are calling it now). Yep. It’s called Re-Order and it’s a button that lives in your EAT24 account. It’s basically #ThrowbackThursday for your mouth, except instead of disco pants and big hair, you get Rainbow Rolls. So go […]

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11 Jaw-Dropping Fries Available for Delivery in L.A.

October 15, 2014

“Walk softly and carry a big potato.” That was our high school yearbook quote. Yours too? We knew we liked you. Confession time: We’re EAT24, we love French fries, and we don’t care who knows it. Actually, we do care who knows it because we’re telling you about it and […]

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10 Ugly Foods With a Great Personality

October 09, 2014

We love beautifully Instagrammed cheeseburgers as much as you do, but it’s time someone stood up for the less photogenic foods of the world. You know, the foods that, with a good filter, look like a toddler made them and with a bad filter look like a bowl of everything […]

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Egg Rolls Destroyed Our Inbox: The EAT24 Story

August 25, 2014

Breaking News Alert: Your love for Chinese food has destroyed our inbox. Well, sort of.  A few weeks back we realized that even though we email you and our closest million friends every week, no one writes back. Naturally, we decided to drop a not-too-subtle hint in our VIP email. […]

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Yur Weknd Coupon Iz Heer!

August 08, 2014

  OK who ordered the “Crap Cake Sandwiches”? Very funny, guys. Oh wait, it was us. Apparently we’re really terrible at spelling and our menus are full of typos, like Hand & Cheese Omelettes. EAT24 needs your help. We want to clean up our act, and we can’t do it […]

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F is for Fail: EAT24’s Menu Meltdown

August 07, 2014

Confession: We sell pest pasta and crap cake sandwiches. At least according to our app we do. That’s because apparently we’re really terrible at typing. Oops. Sorry about that! Like all things, our public shaming started on Twitter. We were just hanging out, posting reaction gifs to Beyoncé’s latest Tweets, […]

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46 Reasons You Need the Moto 360 (45 Are Pizza)

August 07, 2014

  Are you sitting down? Good, because the EAT24 Android app for the Moto 360 smartwatch is live. Oh yes. The third and most highly anticipated (also highly mysterious) watch in the new line of Android Wear devices is finally HERE. So we upgraded and formatted our first-of-its-kind wearable tech app […]

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BRB Vacation, But First a Coupon

August 01, 2014

  Auto Reply: Out of the Cheeseburger Office. Thanks for your email. We’re currently away from our desk on the annual trip to Ice Cream Island and won’t be responding until we run out of sprinkles or hot fudge, whichever comes first. If you think you’re having a sushi emergency, […]

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