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11 Jaw-Dropping Fries Available for Delivery in L.A.

October 15, 2014

“Walk softly and carry a big potato.” That was our high school yearbook quote. Yours too? We knew we liked you. Confession time: We’re EAT24, we love French fries, and we don’t care who knows it. Actually, we do care who knows it because we’re telling you about it and […]

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10 Ugly Foods With a Great Personality

October 09, 2014

We love beautifully Instagrammed cheeseburgers as much as you do, but it’s time someone stood up for the less photogenic foods of the world. You know, the foods that, with a good filter, look like a toddler made them and with a bad filter look like a bowl of everything […]

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Dear Headhunters, F*** You

September 22, 2014

A letter from the CEO of EAT24: Dear Headhunters, Fuck you. Now that I got that off my chest, let me explain. Everything about your industry is ridiculous. Your job is to find people who are already employed, take them and put them in a different job so you can […]

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F is for Fail: EAT24’s Menu Meltdown

August 07, 2014

Confession: We sell pest pasta and crap cake sandwiches. At least according to our app we do. That’s because apparently we’re really terrible at typing. Oops. Sorry about that! Like all things, our public shaming started on Twitter. We were just hanging out, posting reaction gifs to Beyoncé’s latest Tweets, […]

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Top 5 Reasons to Stay Out of the Kitchen

July 02, 2014

Look, we need to talk.  We heard that some of your so-called friends have been experimenting with cooking. Maybe they told you it was fun and relaxing, maybe they told you it was cool, but let us make one thing clear: we don’t support that kind of behavior. Sure, it […]

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We’re pretty sure we’ll also find this at Google I/O

Pizza Watch. iJustine. Bar Refaeli. Your Head Just Exploded.

June 24, 2014

You might have heard through the tacovine that we made an appearance at this year’s Google I/O. Since it’s pretty much the biggest, most awesome tech conference in the world, we were pretty stoked that Google not only gave us free tickets (and good thing, cuz we totally spent our […]

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Eat24 Creates Algorithm For Tacos

June 18, 2014

It’s Wednesday. You just got back from your after-work plate juggling class and you’re starving. So, naturally you go to the fridge. Opening the door, you’re horrified to discover that the only thing you have in there is mustard. Mustard and something that might have once been a pita. Or […]

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Eat24 Gets Their Amazon Wishlist

April 22, 2014

Guys! You shouldn’t have. You’ve made us feel like we’re Prom Queen/Football Hero/Oscar Winner/Gold Medal Burrito Champion/ all rolled into one. If we had to put how we feel on paper, it would probably look like this. What could have caused all this excitement? Let’s catch you up. See a […]

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Eat24 Receives Honorary Weed Strain for 4/20

April 17, 2014

OK. It’s official. As Ice Cube would say, “Gotta say today was a good day.” One minute we’re a kick ass food delivery app and the next minute we’re a kick ass food delivery app that has its own strain of weed. Yes, you read that correctly and we know […]

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A Breakup Letter to Facebook from Eat24


Dear Facebook, Hey. It’s Eat24. Look, we need to talk. This isn’t easy to say since we’ve been together so long, but we need to break up.  We’d love to say “It’s not you, it’s us” but it’s totally you. Not to be rude, but you aren’t the smart, funny […]

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