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Dear Headhunters, F*** You

September 22, 2014

A letter from the CEO of EAT24: Dear Headhunters, Fuck you. Now that I got that off my chest, let me explain. Everything about your industry is ridiculous. Your job is to find people who are already employed, take them and put them in a different job so you can […]

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F is for Fail: EAT24′s Menu Meltdown

August 07, 2014

Confession: We sell pest pasta and crap cake sandwiches. At least according to our app we do. That’s because apparently we’re really terrible at typing. Oops. Sorry about that! Like all things, our public shaming started on Twitter. We were just hanging out, posting reaction gifs to Beyoncé’s latest Tweets, […]

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Top 5 Reasons to Stay Out of the Kitchen

July 02, 2014

Look, we need to talk.  We heard that some of your so-called friends have been experimenting with cooking. Maybe they told you it was fun and relaxing, maybe they told you it was cool, but let us make one thing clear: we don’t support that kind of behavior. Sure, it […]

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Pizza Watch. iJustine. Bar Refaeli. Your Head Just Exploded.

June 24, 2014

You might have heard through the tacovine that we made an appearance at this year’s Google I/O. Since it’s pretty much the biggest, most awesome tech conference in the world, we were pretty stoked that Google not only gave us free tickets (and good thing, cuz we totally spent our […]

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Eat24 Creates Algorithm For Tacos

June 18, 2014

It’s Wednesday. You just got back from your after-work plate juggling class and you’re starving. So, naturally you go to the fridge. Opening the door, you’re horrified to discover that the only thing you have in there is mustard. Mustard and something that might have once been a pita. Or […]

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Eat24 Gets Their Amazon Wishlist

April 22, 2014

Guys! You shouldn’t have. You’ve made us feel like we’re Prom Queen/Football Hero/Oscar Winner/Gold Medal Burrito Champion/ all rolled into one. If we had to put how we feel on paper, it would probably look like this. What could have caused all this excitement? Let’s catch you up. See a […]

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Eat24 Receives Honorary Weed Strain for 4/20

April 17, 2014

OK. It’s official. As Ice Cube would say, “Gotta say today was a good day.” One minute we’re a kick ass food delivery app and the next minute we’re a kick ass food delivery app that has its own strain of weed. Yes, you read that correctly and we know […]

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A Breakup Letter to Facebook from Eat24


Dear Facebook, Hey. It’s Eat24. Look, we need to talk. This isn’t easy to say since we’ve been together so long, but we need to break up.  We’d love to say “It’s not you, it’s us” but it’s totally you. Not to be rude, but you aren’t the smart, funny […]

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Top 10 Reasons 2013 Kicked Ass

December 26, 2013

This year was #$&%ing awesome, and we couldn’t have done it without you. Thank you for being hungry. Thank you for spreading the love. Thank you for being the best damn customers an app could ask for. If SportsCenter did an Eat24 Top 10 of 2013, it’d go something like […]

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Weekend Coupon: Bwa Bwa Bwa Free Money Bwa Bwa

December 06, 2013

From Charlie Brown’s Parents Bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa Eat24 bwa bwa bwa weekly coupon bwa bwa bwa bwa free egg roll* bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa. Coupon Code: bwa24 Coupons expire but our love for you never does. Need another? Just ask us on Facebook or Twitter. Hungry? Order […]

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