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Our Stand-Up Routine + A Coupon

August 27, 2015

This week’s email has been brought to you by Patty Melts and the letter C (as in Cheese). But before we get to the coupon, here’s a joke: An iPhone and Android user walk into a bar… Just kidding, the real joke didn’t begin until the Windows Phone showed up. […]

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Eat24 Study: iPhone Users are Healthier than Android Users

August 25, 2015

A report conducted, written, and produced by Eat24. Yes, the same Eat24 that brought you such reports as Porn, What is it Good For?, Life without Facebook and something about a bear dick. Stallone vs. Schwarzenegger. PlayStation vs. Xbox. Batman vs. Superman. Star Wars vs. Star Trek. These debates are […]

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Eat24: Free Taco Every Time Trump Says ‘Mexico’

August 04, 2015

  The first Republican presidential debate is taking place this Thursday, August 6th…which can only mean one thing: Time to sit back and watch the best entertainment on TV this summer, Donald Trump. Wondering what kind of words will come out of his mouth? Us too! We’re not very political, […]

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Eat24 Already Optimized for Leaked iPhone 6s

July 23, 2015

What’s the best thing about the future? Obviously Dippin’ Dots, hoverboards, & world peace are the top 3. But the 4th best thing? The iPhone 6S, duh! Seriously, we heard it’s going to be a combination of The Jetsons, The Matrix, and the crazy flying telephone booth stuff they do […]

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Eat24 Shacks Up With Yelp

July 09, 2015

  Gossip Alert: We just did the deed with Yelp. Yup, just a few months after getting hitched and we’re finally moving in together. QUICK ASIDE: We know we have a reputation of getting a little x-rated with our blog posts (and in general), but this one is pretty tame. Sorry […]

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7 Appetizers for a Summer Body

June 10, 2015

In a panic because your swimsuit doesn’t fit quite right? Worried your bod won’t be as smokin’ as a rack of ribs? We’ve got your back! This list of exercises is guaranteed to get you ready for the beach. Or at the very least, the living room. Turkey Leg Lifts […]

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9 Must-Eat Summer Movies

May 27, 2015

  Summer 2015 is here and that can only mean one thing…movies! Well, it also means a large popcorn, two boxes of Junior Mints, one pack of Twizzlers, and a jumbo -sized Cherry Slushy. The point is, we put together a summer movie guide to help you find the best flicks […]

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