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A Message/Coupon From Your Goldfish

January 22, 2015

  Hi. It’s me, Kevin, your goldfish. I know you’re hungry, but please stop looking at me like that. It’s freaking me out. Instead of fantasizing about me wrapped in a Snuggie made of rice, why don’t you order takeout with EAT24? They even made this coupon* to help you […]

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EAT24 Sorry For Revealing TODAY Show Anchor’s Number on TV

January 21, 2015

  Quick question: Is there a greeting card for ‘Sorry we showed everyone your phone number on national TV and now you’re getting a whole lotta phone calls, texts, and voicemails’? There isn’t? Damn. We only ask because our new HANGRY app was on The TODAY Show this morning and […]

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New HANGRY App tells Hunger to STFU

January 13, 2015

  We ran some reports and we’ve got bad news: Our database has detected that you’re boring. Hang on! Don’t get upset. It’s just that you always order the same thing (Chow mein on Fridays and tacos on Tuesdays) like, literally every week. Don’t get us wrong, we love chow […]

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Happy New Year: EAT24 Makes Eating Healthy Not Terrible

December 31, 2014

Raise your hand if you ate your weight in cookies this week. And last week. Ok, and also the week before that. Yeah, us too. Cuz screw kale, right? Except now that it’s a new year, we’ve been thinking we might need a little kale in our diet. That’s because we’re kinda, sorta, […]

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Top 10 Late Night Drunchies in Washington DC

December 08, 2014

People are always talking smack about Washington DC’s food scene, but our app says those people are totes wrong. The nation’s capital has got all kinds of tasty things available for delivery, even when it’s late on a Saturday night and you have a serious case of the drunchies. In […]

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EAT24 Becomes CEO of Google

November 11, 2014

Dear Google, Our mama always told us to write thank you letters, so we wanted to send you a quick note and say thanks so much for promoting us to our new position of Google CEO. It’s very sweet that even though you have, like, 59 katrillion dollars, you don’t […]

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Food Horoscopes: EAT24’s Guide To The Future

November 03, 2014

Is the future filled with cheese or chocolate? Is Mercury’s orbit trying to tell you something about tacos? How many mozzarella sticks are needed to sustain a relationship? Great questions deserve great answers. The EAT24 astrologer has read the writing on the pizza box and offers you these horoscopes to help […]

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