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Solve For X, Where X= A Coupon

November 20, 2014

Hungry? To get this weekend’s coupon code, solve for Pi(z)²a: Two delivery drivers are traveling to your door. One has Chicken Tikka Masala and is riding a unicorn at an average speed of 24 mph. The other is driving a pretty sweet wiener-mobile at 35 mph carrying two Meat Lover’s […]

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EAT24 Becomes CEO of Google

November 11, 2014

Dear Google, Our mama always told us to write thank you letters, so we wanted to send you a quick note and say thanks so much for promoting us to our new position of Google CEO. It’s very sweet that even though you have, like, 59 katrillion dollars, you don’t […]

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Food Horoscopes: EAT24’s Guide To The Future

November 03, 2014

Is the future filled with cheese or chocolate? Is Mercury’s orbit trying to tell you something about tacos? How many mozzarella sticks are needed to sustain a relationship? Great questions deserve great answers. The EAT24 astrologer has read the writing on the pizza box and offers you these horoscopes to help […]

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11 Jaw-Dropping Fries Available for Delivery in L.A.

October 15, 2014

“Walk softly and carry a big potato.” That was our high school yearbook quote. Yours too? We knew we liked you. Confession time: We’re EAT24, we love French fries, and we don’t care who knows it. Actually, we do care who knows it because we’re telling you about it and […]

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10 Ugly Foods With a Great Personality

October 09, 2014

We love beautifully Instagrammed cheeseburgers as much as you do, but it’s time someone stood up for the less photogenic foods of the world. You know, the foods that, with a good filter, look like a toddler made them and with a bad filter look like a bowl of everything […]

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Dear Headhunters, F*** You

September 22, 2014

A letter from the CEO of EAT24: Dear Headhunters, Fuck you. Now that I got that off my chest, let me explain. Everything about your industry is ridiculous. Your job is to find people who are already employed, take them and put them in a different job so you can […]

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Egg Rolls Destroyed Our Inbox: The EAT24 Story

August 25, 2014

Breaking News Alert: Your love for Chinese food has destroyed our inbox. Well, sort of.  A few weeks back we realized that even though we email you and our closest million friends every week, no one writes back. Naturally, we decided to drop a not-too-subtle hint in our VIP email. […]

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