Bacon Sriracha Unicorn Diaries


A Coupon For Your 7-Day Weekend

August 15, 2014

  Happy 7-day weekend! Wait, what? You only have 2 days off? You should talk to HR* about that because that doesn’t seem right at all. Meanwhile, this EAT24 coupon code will be good for 7 days. Why? We broke a taco shell this morning (7 days of bad luck) […]


Yur Weknd Coupon Iz Heer!

August 08, 2014

  OK who ordered the “Crap Cake Sandwiches”? Very funny, guys. Oh wait, it was us. Apparently we’re really terrible at spelling and our menus are full of typos, like Hand & Cheese Omelettes. EAT24 needs your help. We want to clean up our act, and we can’t do it […]


F is for Fail: EAT24′s Menu Meltdown

August 07, 2014

Confession: We sell pest pasta and crap cake sandwiches. At least according to our app we do. That’s because apparently we’re really terrible at typing. Oops. Sorry about that! Like all things, our public shaming started on Twitter. We were just hanging out, posting reaction gifs to Beyoncé’s latest Tweets, […]


46 Reasons You Need the Moto 360 (45 Are Pizza)

August 07, 2014

  Are you sitting down? Good, because the EAT24 Android app for the Moto 360 smartwatch is live. Oh yes. The third and most highly anticipated (also highly mysterious) watch in the new line of Android Wear devices is coming SOON. So we upgraded and formatted our first-of-its-kind wearable tech […]


BRB Vacation, But First a Coupon

August 01, 2014

  Auto Reply: Out of the Cheeseburger Office. Thanks for your email. We’re currently away from our desk on the annual trip to Ice Cream Island and won’t be responding until we run out of sprinkles or hot fudge, whichever comes first. If you think you’re having a sushi emergency, […]


Holla At Your App. Plus, A Coupon.

July 24, 2014

Are you getting these emails? We send one every week and never hear back. It’s OK. We know you’re busy, but if you ever feel like saying hi, this email address IS monitored by real people (and we’re starting to worry that they’re sleeping on the job). No need to […]


A Serious Issue, Plus A Coupon.

July 18, 2014

  Hi, it’s EAT24. No time for jokes this week. We have a very serious and important issue to discuss with you. It’s been going on for far too long, and we just can’t take it anymore. The issue is this: Where the hell is the taco emoji?! Seriously, how […]


Where the #$&% is our Taco Emoji

July 17, 2014

Normally, we try to look at the bright side of everything, especially if the bright side involves realizing the bread we’re eating has cheese inside it. These are not normal times though. That’s because something is bothering us. And yes, it’s exactly what you think it is: Taco emoji. More specifically, […]


Free Slurpee! Free Coupon!

July 11, 2014

Wait… is today the 11th? FINALLY. Free Slurpee Day! OK, forget about this email. Go to the nearest 7-eleven right now. We’ll wait. Still there? Yeah, we know. It’s the weekend and you just perfected that butt groove in the couch, so why move? If only a certain Slurpee making […]


Declaration of Independence from Pants, and a Coupon

July 04, 2014

  PSA: Please don’t explode this weekend. We know BBQ and fireworks seem like a good idea, but trust us when we tell you that it’s all fun and games until someone’s patriotic jello shots catch fire and burn down the garage. Plus, you’re far too beautiful to go near […]

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