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Are You Hungry? Would A Coupon Help?

October 17, 2014

Every day we get TONS of emails like this: “EAT24, I think I’m hungry but I’m not sure. How can I tell?” We’re so glad you asked. Just take this simple test to find out if you’re hungry: Garlic fries, Curly Fries, Poutine, Maple Cinnamon Sweet Potato Wedges, Carne Asada […]


11 Jaw-Dropping Fries Available for Delivery in L.A.

October 15, 2014

“Walk softly and carry a big potato.” That was our high school yearbook quote. Yours too? We knew we liked you. Confession time: We’re EAT24, we love French fries, and we don’t care who knows it. Actually, we do care who knows it because we’re telling you about it and […]


A Coupon Celebrating Ugly Food

October 10, 2014

  Hey baby! Your dad must be a lawyer cuz you’re some Fine Print* Sorry, we were talking to that chili con carne over there. What? Oh sure, maybe a bowl of chili or chicken tikka masala will never be on the cover of Maxim, but we love them all […]


10 Ugly Foods With a Great Personality

October 09, 2014

We love beautifully Instagrammed cheeseburgers as much as you do, but it’s time someone stood up for the less photogenic foods of the world. You know, the foods that, with a good filter, look like a toddler made them and with a bad filter look like a bowl of everything […]


A Pro-Moist Coupon for a Pro-Moist Weekend

October 03, 2014

Why does everyone hate the word moist? Do you not want the moistest chicken on top of your waffles? Are you not excited to take a bite out of an extra moist chocolate cake? Is there nothing better than quenching your thirsty throat with a moist milkshake? If you believe […]


Bent Phones Need Coupons Too

September 26, 2014

Did you bend your iPhone 6 already? Us too. That’s why we’re happy to announce that the EAT24 app is now optimized for bent screens! What does this mean? Well, let’s say you just perfected that butt groove in the couch but your new iPhone was in your pocket, so […]


Dear Headhunters, F*** You

September 22, 2014

A letter from the CEO of EAT24: Dear Headhunters, Fuck you. Now that I got that off my chest, let me explain. Everything about your industry is ridiculous. Your job is to find people who are already employed, take them and put them in a different job so you can […]


Save the Earth, Use This Coupon

September 19, 2014

  Did you know: This EAT24 coupon is 100% recyclable. Can’t order this weekend? No worries. We know you’re busy being awesome. Just forward this email to your friends and WA-LA! The coupon is recycled. You might be wondering, what happens when weekend coupons don’t get used? Are they sent […]


An Uber Important Coupon

September 12, 2014

Hi. This is Ron, your pizza delivery guy. EAT24 let me write this week’s coupon email because I really need to get something off my chest. So here it is: I am not Uber. I’m very sorry that your Extra Large Spicy Hawaiian* was late, but random drunk people keep […]

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